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candiikismet:

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

I don’t know if I’m witnessing slow motion fireworks or literal angel dust falling on me ✨

(Source: catchymemes)

prokopetz:

alexanderrm:

prokopetz:

Some day I want to see one of those “Santa Claus as a hard-drinking brawler” movies that acknowledges that the guy is technically a priest and saint. Like:

“Really? You don’t act like a bishop.”

“Standards were different in 300 AD. Pass the beer.”

Remember that Saint Nick allegedly slapped a fellow bishop at the Council of Nicaea for disagreeing with him on the question of whether Chris was coeternal with God the father or created by him, and while on the one hand this probably didn’t happen (Nicholas was at the council but Arius would not have been since he was not a bishop), on the other hand the legend- at least when it started circulating over 1000 years after his death- seems to have been cited as a good thing and an example of his extreme devotion to Jesus Christ.

Pictured: Santa Claus, with a halo around his head, showing some bitch what happens when you talk smack about his homie Jesus.

Don’t forget the part of the story where Saint Nick was subsequently jailed on assault charges until Jesus and Mary showed up to bail him out.

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reguess1997:

im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter:

fernacular:

fernacular:

urhella-gaychloe:

keithislactoseintolerant:

wishem:

sherlock-im-not-gay:

zomibom:

lifeofcynch:

gabbyzvolt25:

kvothe-kingkiller:

petroleum-hare:

empresspinto:

blixart:

shoutsofthunder:

swagginsloths:

blixart:

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

@digigal-transbian

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candiikismet:

Amen. “so be it.” 🙏🏾

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caqtuscomics asked: oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

the-dubstep-strawberry:

the-dubstep-strawberry:

caseymalone:

saysaraelle:

daybreakboys:

iguanamouth:

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

Forever reblog.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I love it! <3

@staff… this is a drawing about Godzilla. I’m actually disturbed that any algorithm could possibly consider this adult content, or flag my reblog.

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

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everythingfox:

Tiny.

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chocolatequeennk:

deapseelugia:

catchymemes:

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one. 

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.

(via makoshirogane)

candiikismet:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

Vanity Fair Instagram photo of six newly sworn in female Congresswomen making history in 2019

(Left to right):

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: The youngest woman ever elected to Congress
  
• Ayanna Pressley: The first black woman to be elected to Congress from Massachusetts
  
• Ilhan Omar: The first Muslim woman elected to Congress (with Rashida Tlai); the first headscarf-wearing, first Somali-American, and first woman of color to represent Minnesota in Congress
  
• Deb Haaland: The first Native American woman (with Sharice Davids) elected to Congress
• Veronica Escobar: The first Latina woman (with Sylvia Garcia) elected to Congress from Texas 
• Sharice Davids: The first Native American woman elected to Congress (with Deb Haaland); the first openly LGBTQ+ woman of color to ever be sworn in

Come on!

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